EVERYTHING YOU NEVER KNEW YOU ALWAYS WANTED TO KNOW ABOUT THE CLITORIS

Performance by Alli Sebastian Wolf. Costumes by Melanie Gilbank. Mentoring by Emma Maye.

Everything you never knew you always wanted to know about the Clitoris. From the creator of The Glitoris comes a show about the passions, struggles, and pleasures of our most misunderstood body part. A show for anyone with, or who cares about anyone with, a clitoris.

Content Warning: This show contains graphic imagery of human genitalia and an unjustifiable amount of sequins

ABOUT THE ARTIST

ALLI SEBASTIAN WOLF is an award-winning multidisciplinary artist working across theatre, performance and visual art. Alli is a creative director/writer/costume maker for performance collective Deep Sea Astronauts. Career highlights include: Performing with Amanda Palmer on the Opera House mainstage, inclusion in Best Australian Stories, features in media around the world including The Guardian and Teen Vogue, the Excellence in New Theatre Award from Sydney Fringe Festival and Spirit of Youth award from Qantas, residencies at the ABC, Phare Ponleu Selpak in Cambodia, HotHouse Theatre, PACT and Queen Street Studios, The CAL NSW Premier’s Western Sydney Writers’ Fellowship, and many more.

Her artwork the Glitoris (a giant sparkling 100:1 scale model anatomical of a clitoris) was created in 2017 and immediately went viral, being shared hundreds of thousands of times in many languages and continues to be referenced today. This sculpture and the accompanying roving performance The Clitorati have been seen in festivals, galleries and events including All About Women at the Sydney Opera House, The Australian University, The National Science Centre, concerts (Glitoris Band and Amanda Palmer on the Opera House Main-stage) and many queer events and parties. It’s been included in academic texts and countless news articles, most recently with a second article in The Guardian (included in support documentation)- because people still have a deep need for this information.


PERFORMANCE TIMES
  • Friday 4 June @ 8pm
  • Saturday 5 June @ 8pm
HOW TO GET THERE

Car: On-street metered parking around the venue.
Bus: Oxford Street 2 minute walk (333, 373, 399, 392, 394 and M10 buses).
Train: Museum Train Station 10-minute walk.

THOSE WHO BUY TOGETHER - SIT TOGETHER

To assist us in allocating seats in the theatre due to COVID-19 physical distancing requirements, group bookings should consider purchasing tickets in a single transaction so we are aware you intend to sit together as a group (1.5ms apart from other guests/groups).

WHY NOT MAKE A NIGHT OF IT?

The Flying Nun have partnered with local bar BITTER PHEW to curate your pre-show experience in Darlinghurst. Add "Bitter Phew Reservation" to your ticket purchase (below in Extras) to secure a seat and a drink of choice one-hour prior to the commencement of the show. The Bitter Phew is located on Oxford Street and is a 2 minute walk from The Flying Nun.


COVID INFORMATION

We consider the health and safety of our audiences, artists and staff our highest priority. In response to COVID-19, we ask you to:

  • Stay home if you feel unwell (no cancellation fees apply).
  • Maintain physical distancing of 1.5ms from others.
  • Sanitise your hands and register your attendance on entry.
  • Switch the COVIDSafe app to “flight mode” with Bluetooth activated.
  • When shown your allocated seat, stay in your allocated seat.
  • At the end of the show, leave the venue when instructed by staff.

What we are doing to ensure you are COVIDSafe at The Flying Nun:

  • Capping our audience at 50 people per show.
  • Ensuring that artists and staff are well before they start work.
  • Sanitising all furniture and touchpoints prior to each opening.
  • Reducing the size of our foyer bar to deter loitering.
  • Reconfiguring our venue to manage physical distancing.
  • Ensuring a 1.5m distance between stage and the audience.

You can request a copy of our COVID-Safe Plan is available for review via email to: [email protected]

EXCHANGES AND REFUNDS

Brand X is happy to exchange your purchased tickets for another night within the same shows season (Friday or Saturday). We are also happy to refund your tickets if you are no longer able to attend (minus transaction fees of 1.75% + 30c) if you feel unwell and need to stay home due to COVID-19. Please contact us via the email on your receipt to arrange a refund prior to the commencement of the show.

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8pm FRIDAY

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8pm SATURDAY

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Extras

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Donation to Brand X

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Bitter Phew Reservation: 7pm (per person)

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